Outsourced Karma Cards
People can be a pain. Your boss, your neighbour, an ex or that colleague who somehow still has a job.
Sometimes you don’t want a confrontation.
YOU JUST WANT THEM TO GET THE MESSAGE.
Pick a card. Give us the address. We handle the rest.
100% anonymous.
No awkward conversation.
No name attached.
No standing around for the fallout.
OUR LIPS ARE SEALED. 💋
A little karma. Delivered by post.
Because not everyone deserves goodwill this Christmas.
Forget peace on Earth and goodwill to all. Some people have spent the entire year making sure they deserve neither.
Introducing our gloriously inappropriate collection of Christmas cards for the people who've tested your patience, exhausted your goodwill and thoroughly earned their place on Santa's naughty list.
From the arrogant know-it-all to the spectacular bullshitter, the insufferable ex and the person who simply deserves a festive reality check — we've got a Christmas greeting with their name written all over it.
Beautifully illustrated. Brutally honest. Deliciously offensive.
Choose your card, tell us where to send it, tell us your personal message (or not - let the card do its work) and we'll take care of the rest.
No awkward confrontations. No uncomfortable explanations. Just a little Christmas karma delivered straight to their letterbox.
💋 Your secret is safe with us.
Cards $14.95 each, including standard postage within Australia.
A little karma. Delivered by post.
For the person on your street who makes you wish your fence was higher.
For when HR policies no longer provide adequate emotional closure.
Closure can be a bitch. Send a card.
Because real friends talk behind your back. Elite friends put it in writing.
No milestone. No calendar invite. Just a random act of brutal clarity.
Karma in a Card