Congratulations on Another Year of Confusing Arrogance With Intelligence

$14.95

Confidence is admirable. Unfortunately, some people have mistaken it for a substitute for an actual brain.

We all know someone who has an extraordinary opinion of their own intelligence. They dominate conversations, dismiss everyone else's ideas and genuinely believe that being the loudest person in the room makes them the smartest.

For that special someone whose self-confidence has raced so far ahead of their abilities that the two are no longer on speaking terms, this Christmas card delivers a beautifully sarcastic reality check.

The Message:

Front: CONGRATULATIONS ON ANOTHER YEAR OF CONFUSING ARROGANCE WITH INTELLIGENCE.

Inside: Leave it blank and let the statement speak for itself, or add your own message.

Christmas is traditionally a time for recognising the achievements of the past year.

Some people have climbed mountains, mastered new skills or made remarkable contributions to the world.

Others have simply spent another twelve months congratulating themselves for being extraordinary.

This wonderfully insulting Christmas card celebrates those special individuals whose greatest achievement is maintaining an entirely unjustified opinion of themselves.

Perfect for the office know-it-all, the insufferable boss, the arrogant ex or that person who genuinely believes everyone else is intellectually beneath them.

No debates. No explanations. No need to challenge another ridiculous opinion.

Just one elegantly worded Christmas reality check, delivered straight to their letterbox.

💋 Our lips are sealed.

The recipient will not be told who placed the order. Purchaser details remain private and are used only to process your order and meet our legal obligations.

$14.95 including standard postage within Australia.

A little karma. Delivered by post.

Confidence is admirable. Unfortunately, some people have mistaken it for a substitute for an actual brain.

We all know someone who has an extraordinary opinion of their own intelligence. They dominate conversations, dismiss everyone else's ideas and genuinely believe that being the loudest person in the room makes them the smartest.

For that special someone whose self-confidence has raced so far ahead of their abilities that the two are no longer on speaking terms, this Christmas card delivers a beautifully sarcastic reality check.

The Message:

Front: CONGRATULATIONS ON ANOTHER YEAR OF CONFUSING ARROGANCE WITH INTELLIGENCE.

Inside: Leave it blank and let the statement speak for itself, or add your own message.

Christmas is traditionally a time for recognising the achievements of the past year.

Some people have climbed mountains, mastered new skills or made remarkable contributions to the world.

Others have simply spent another twelve months congratulating themselves for being extraordinary.

This wonderfully insulting Christmas card celebrates those special individuals whose greatest achievement is maintaining an entirely unjustified opinion of themselves.

Perfect for the office know-it-all, the insufferable boss, the arrogant ex or that person who genuinely believes everyone else is intellectually beneath them.

No debates. No explanations. No need to challenge another ridiculous opinion.

Just one elegantly worded Christmas reality check, delivered straight to their letterbox.

💋 Our lips are sealed.

The recipient will not be told who placed the order. Purchaser details remain private and are used only to process your order and meet our legal obligations.

$14.95 including standard postage within Australia.

A little karma. Delivered by post.