Some chimneys see more action than others.
Christmas is traditionally a time for welcoming visitors, but apparently some people have been taking that festive spirit a little too seriously all year.
For that special someone whose revolving door of romantic encounters has become the stuff of legend, this card delivers a deliciously inappropriate Christmas observation.
The Message:
Front: EVEN SANTA KNOWS YOUR CHIMNEY'S HAD TOO MANY VISITORS.
Inside: Leave it blank and let the statement speak for itself, or add your own message.
Santa has been making his annual chimney visits for centuries. He's seen a thing or two, delivered a few surprises and encountered some rather interesting situations along the way.
But even the big man in red knows when a chimney has experienced a little too much traffic.
This wickedly funny Christmas card is perfect for someone whose festive hospitality apparently extends well beyond December.
No awkward conversations. No embarrassing confrontations. Just a cheeky little Christmas observation delivered straight to their letterbox.
💋 Our lips are sealed.
The recipient will not be told who placed the order. Purchaser details remain private and are used only to process your order and meet our legal obligations.
$14.95 including standard postage within Australia.
A little karma. Delivered by post.
Some chimneys see more action than others.
Christmas is traditionally a time for welcoming visitors, but apparently some people have been taking that festive spirit a little too seriously all year.
For that special someone whose revolving door of romantic encounters has become the stuff of legend, this card delivers a deliciously inappropriate Christmas observation.
The Message:
Front: EVEN SANTA KNOWS YOUR CHIMNEY'S HAD TOO MANY VISITORS.
Inside: Leave it blank and let the statement speak for itself, or add your own message.
Santa has been making his annual chimney visits for centuries. He's seen a thing or two, delivered a few surprises and encountered some rather interesting situations along the way.
But even the big man in red knows when a chimney has experienced a little too much traffic.
This wickedly funny Christmas card is perfect for someone whose festive hospitality apparently extends well beyond December.
No awkward conversations. No embarrassing confrontations. Just a cheeky little Christmas observation delivered straight to their letterbox.
💋 Our lips are sealed.
The recipient will not be told who placed the order. Purchaser details remain private and are used only to process your order and meet our legal obligations.
$14.95 including standard postage within Australia.
A little karma. Delivered by post.