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Some people make Santa's naughty list. Others make him question his entire career.
Christmas is traditionally a time for forgiveness, goodwill and spreading a little happiness.
But let's be honest. Some people have spent the entire year being such spectacularly unpleasant human beings that even the North Pole has had enough.
For that truly exceptional individual who has managed to offend, irritate and thoroughly exhaust everyone around them, this Christmas card delivers the ultimate festive verdict.
The Message:
Front: SANTA CHECKED HIS NAUGHTY LIST. EVEN THE ELVES THINK YOU'RE A CUNT.
Inside: Leave it blank and let the statement speak for itself, or add your own message.
Every December, Santa carefully reviews his famous naughty and nice lists.
He's remarkably forgiving. After all, everyone makes mistakes, occasionally behaves badly or has an unfortunate moment.
But every now and then, someone comes along whose behaviour is so consistently appalling that even Santa's famously cheerful workforce reaches a unanimous decision.
The elves have spoken.
And they're not impressed.
This outrageously offensive Christmas card is reserved for the absolute worst person you know. The one who has elevated being an arsehole to something approaching a professional achievement.
No festive pleasantries. No pretending to like them. No carefully worded seasonal goodwill.
Just one spectacularly blunt Christmas message delivered straight to their letterbox.
💋 Our lips are sealed.
The recipient will not be told who placed the order. Purchaser details remain private and are used only to process your order and meet our legal obligations.
$14.95 including standard postage within Australia.
A little karma. Delivered by post.
Some people make Santa's naughty list. Others make him question his entire career.
Christmas is traditionally a time for forgiveness, goodwill and spreading a little happiness.
But let's be honest. Some people have spent the entire year being such spectacularly unpleasant human beings that even the North Pole has had enough.
For that truly exceptional individual who has managed to offend, irritate and thoroughly exhaust everyone around them, this Christmas card delivers the ultimate festive verdict.
The Message:
Front: SANTA CHECKED HIS NAUGHTY LIST. EVEN THE ELVES THINK YOU'RE A CUNT.
Inside: Leave it blank and let the statement speak for itself, or add your own message.
Every December, Santa carefully reviews his famous naughty and nice lists.
He's remarkably forgiving. After all, everyone makes mistakes, occasionally behaves badly or has an unfortunate moment.
But every now and then, someone comes along whose behaviour is so consistently appalling that even Santa's famously cheerful workforce reaches a unanimous decision.
The elves have spoken.
And they're not impressed.
This outrageously offensive Christmas card is reserved for the absolute worst person you know. The one who has elevated being an arsehole to something approaching a professional achievement.
No festive pleasantries. No pretending to like them. No carefully worded seasonal goodwill.
Just one spectacularly blunt Christmas message delivered straight to their letterbox.
💋 Our lips are sealed.
The recipient will not be told who placed the order. Purchaser details remain private and are used only to process your order and meet our legal obligations.
$14.95 including standard postage within Australia.
A little karma. Delivered by post.