Having Balls Doesn't Make You a Man

$14.95

Some men have enormous egos. Unfortunately, that's often where their impressive qualities end.

We all know the type. Loud, arrogant, full of himself and absolutely convinced that the world should be impressed by his mere existence.

For that special gentleman who mistakes swagger for substance and bravado for character, this Christmas card delivers a beautifully wrapped reality check.

The Message:

Front: YOU'RE LIVING PROOF THAT HAVING BALLS DOESN'T MAKE YOU A MAN.

Inside: Leave it blank and let the statement speak for itself, or add your own message.

Christmas is traditionally a time for celebrating admirable qualities such as kindness, generosity and goodwill.

Unfortunately, some men appear to have missed that particular lesson.

You can have all the confidence in the world, walk around like you own the place and possess an ego large enough to require its own postcode.

But none of that makes you a decent man.

This brutally honest Christmas card is perfect for the arrogant ex, the self-important colleague, the overconfident loudmouth or the man whose opinion of himself far exceeds everyone else's.

No lectures. No arguments. No need to explain the difference between masculinity and maturity.

Just one perfectly delivered Christmas reality check.

💋 Our lips are sealed.

The recipient will not be told who placed the order. Purchaser details remain private and are used only to process your order and meet our legal obligations.

$14.95 including standard postage within Australia.

A little karma. Delivered by post.

Some men have enormous egos. Unfortunately, that's often where their impressive qualities end.

We all know the type. Loud, arrogant, full of himself and absolutely convinced that the world should be impressed by his mere existence.

For that special gentleman who mistakes swagger for substance and bravado for character, this Christmas card delivers a beautifully wrapped reality check.

The Message:

Front: YOU'RE LIVING PROOF THAT HAVING BALLS DOESN'T MAKE YOU A MAN.

Inside: Leave it blank and let the statement speak for itself, or add your own message.

Christmas is traditionally a time for celebrating admirable qualities such as kindness, generosity and goodwill.

Unfortunately, some men appear to have missed that particular lesson.

You can have all the confidence in the world, walk around like you own the place and possess an ego large enough to require its own postcode.

But none of that makes you a decent man.

This brutally honest Christmas card is perfect for the arrogant ex, the self-important colleague, the overconfident loudmouth or the man whose opinion of himself far exceeds everyone else's.

No lectures. No arguments. No need to explain the difference between masculinity and maturity.

Just one perfectly delivered Christmas reality check.

💋 Our lips are sealed.

The recipient will not be told who placed the order. Purchaser details remain private and are used only to process your order and meet our legal obligations.

$14.95 including standard postage within Australia.

A little karma. Delivered by post.