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Loud, disappointing and full of shit.
Some people bring joy wherever they go. Others bring noise, irritation and an overwhelming desire to leave the room.
For that special someone who mistakes being the loudest person in the room for being the most interesting, this Christmas card delivers a festive reality check.
The Message:
Front: YOU'RE THE HUMAN EQUIVALENT OF A CHRISTMAS CRACKER. LOUD, DISAPPOINTING AND FULL OF SHIT.
Inside: Leave it blank and let the statement speak for itself, or add your own message.
Everyone knows a Christmas cracker. It makes a tremendous amount of noise, promises something wonderful and ultimately delivers a cheap plastic disappointment.
Sound familiar?
This beautifully insulting Christmas card is perfect for the person who talks endlessly, contributes very little and somehow still believes they're the life of the party.
No awkward conversations. No festive arguments. Just a wonderfully offensive little observation delivered straight to their letterbox.
💋 Our lips are sealed.
The recipient will not be told who placed the order. Purchaser details remain private and are used only to process your order and meet our legal obligations.
$14.95 including standard postage within Australia.
Loud, disappointing and full of shit.
Some people bring joy wherever they go. Others bring noise, irritation and an overwhelming desire to leave the room.
For that special someone who mistakes being the loudest person in the room for being the most interesting, this Christmas card delivers a festive reality check.
The Message:
Front: YOU'RE THE HUMAN EQUIVALENT OF A CHRISTMAS CRACKER. LOUD, DISAPPOINTING AND FULL OF SHIT.
Inside: Leave it blank and let the statement speak for itself, or add your own message.
Everyone knows a Christmas cracker. It makes a tremendous amount of noise, promises something wonderful and ultimately delivers a cheap plastic disappointment.
Sound familiar?
This beautifully insulting Christmas card is perfect for the person who talks endlessly, contributes very little and somehow still believes they're the life of the party.
No awkward conversations. No festive arguments. Just a wonderfully offensive little observation delivered straight to their letterbox.
💋 Our lips are sealed.
The recipient will not be told who placed the order. Purchaser details remain private and are used only to process your order and meet our legal obligations.
$14.95 including standard postage within Australia.