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Some people light up a room. Others fill it with so much bullshit you could decorate an entire Christmas tree.
We all know someone who has an extraordinary talent for talking absolute rubbish. The exaggerations, the endless stories, the unsolicited opinions and the remarkable ability to make everything about themselves.
For that special someone whose mouth works considerably harder than their brain, this Christmas card delivers a festive assessment of their finest talent.
The Message:
Front: IF BULLSHIT WERE CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS, YOU'D BE THE ENTIRE FUCKING TREE.
Inside: Leave it blank and let the statement speak for itself, or add your own message.
Christmas trees are traditionally covered in beautiful decorations, sparkling lights and festive ornaments.
But imagine if every ridiculous claim, exaggerated achievement and completely unnecessary opinion could be turned into a Christmas decoration.
Some people wouldn't need a tree. They'd be one.
This hilariously offensive Christmas card is perfect for the compulsive bullshitter, the self-appointed expert, the office know-it-all or anyone who has spent the entire year confusing talking with thinking.
No arguments. No explanations. No need to listen to another word of nonsense.
Just one beautifully decorated Christmas reality check delivered straight to their letterbox.
💋 Our lips are sealed.
The recipient will not be told who placed the order. Purchaser details remain private and are used only to process your order and meet our legal obligations.
$14.95 including standard postage within Australia.
A little karma. Delivered by post.
Some people light up a room. Others fill it with so much bullshit you could decorate an entire Christmas tree.
We all know someone who has an extraordinary talent for talking absolute rubbish. The exaggerations, the endless stories, the unsolicited opinions and the remarkable ability to make everything about themselves.
For that special someone whose mouth works considerably harder than their brain, this Christmas card delivers a festive assessment of their finest talent.
The Message:
Front: IF BULLSHIT WERE CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS, YOU'D BE THE ENTIRE FUCKING TREE.
Inside: Leave it blank and let the statement speak for itself, or add your own message.
Christmas trees are traditionally covered in beautiful decorations, sparkling lights and festive ornaments.
But imagine if every ridiculous claim, exaggerated achievement and completely unnecessary opinion could be turned into a Christmas decoration.
Some people wouldn't need a tree. They'd be one.
This hilariously offensive Christmas card is perfect for the compulsive bullshitter, the self-appointed expert, the office know-it-all or anyone who has spent the entire year confusing talking with thinking.
No arguments. No explanations. No need to listen to another word of nonsense.
Just one beautifully decorated Christmas reality check delivered straight to their letterbox.
💋 Our lips are sealed.
The recipient will not be told who placed the order. Purchaser details remain private and are used only to process your order and meet our legal obligations.
$14.95 including standard postage within Australia.
A little karma. Delivered by post.