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Because sometimes wishing someone a Merry Christmas just isn't enough.
Forget peace, love and goodwill. Some people deserve a festive greeting with a little more bite.
For that special someone who has made your year particularly unpleasant, this card delivers a Christmas wish they'll certainly remember.
The Message:
Front: MERRY SYPHILIS. AND A HAPPY GONORRHEA TO YOU.
Inside: Leave it blank and let the message speak for itself, or add your own personal touch.
Traditional Christmas greetings are so predictable. Why settle for wishing someone happiness and prosperity when you can wish them something considerably less pleasant?
A beautifully inappropriate Christmas card for someone who deserves absolutely none of your festive goodwill.
No awkward conversations. No uncomfortable confrontations. Just a deliciously offensive little Christmas greeting delivered straight to their letterbox.
💋 Our lips are sealed.
The recipient will not be told who placed the order. Purchaser details remain private and are used only to process your order and meet our legal obligations.
$14.95 including standard postage within Australia.
A little karma. Delivered by post.
Because sometimes wishing someone a Merry Christmas just isn't enough.
Forget peace, love and goodwill. Some people deserve a festive greeting with a little more bite.
For that special someone who has made your year particularly unpleasant, this card delivers a Christmas wish they'll certainly remember.
The Message:
Front: MERRY SYPHILIS. AND A HAPPY GONORRHEA TO YOU.
Inside: Leave it blank and let the message speak for itself, or add your own personal touch.
Traditional Christmas greetings are so predictable. Why settle for wishing someone happiness and prosperity when you can wish them something considerably less pleasant?
A beautifully inappropriate Christmas card for someone who deserves absolutely none of your festive goodwill.
No awkward conversations. No uncomfortable confrontations. Just a deliciously offensive little Christmas greeting delivered straight to their letterbox.
💋 Our lips are sealed.
The recipient will not be told who placed the order. Purchaser details remain private and are used only to process your order and meet our legal obligations.
$14.95 including standard postage within Australia.
A little karma. Delivered by post.