For the ex who treated your wallet like part of the relationship package

$14.95

My Bank Account Is Finally Recovering From Your Personality.

Some relationships are emotionally draining. Others apparently come with a monthly subscription fee.

For the ex who treated your wallet like part of the relationship package, this card is a cheerful little financial update.

The Message:

Front: MY BANK ACCOUNT IS FINALLY RECOVERING FROM YOUR PERSONALITY.

Inside: Leave it blank and let the statement speak for itself, or add your own message.

No spreadsheets. No arguments. No reimbursement claim. Just the comforting knowledge that peace and disposable income can, in fact, return.

💋 Our lips are sealed.

$14.95 including standard postage within Australia.

My Bank Account Is Finally Recovering From Your Personality.

Some relationships are emotionally draining. Others apparently come with a monthly subscription fee.

For the ex who treated your wallet like part of the relationship package, this card is a cheerful little financial update.

The Message:

Front: MY BANK ACCOUNT IS FINALLY RECOVERING FROM YOUR PERSONALITY.

Inside: Leave it blank and let the statement speak for itself, or add your own message.

No spreadsheets. No arguments. No reimbursement claim. Just the comforting knowledge that peace and disposable income can, in fact, return.

💋 Our lips are sealed.

$14.95 including standard postage within Australia.