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Some people need a little Christmas magic. Others need a personality transplant.
Christmas is traditionally a time for generosity, kindness and granting wishes. Unfortunately, there are some requests that even Santa Claus cannot fulfil.
For that special someone who has spent the entire year blissfully unaware of their own behaviour, this Christmas card delivers a long-overdue reality check.
The Message:
Front: I ASKED SANTA TO BRING YOU SOME SELF-AWARENESS. HE SAID HE DOESN'T PERFORM FUCKING MIRACLES.
Inside: Leave it blank and let the statement speak for itself, or add your own message.
Every Christmas, Santa receives millions of requests. Toys, jewellery, holidays, expensive gadgets and the occasional pony.
But some requests are simply beyond his capabilities.
Self-awareness, unfortunately, cannot be wrapped, placed under a Christmas tree or delivered by a team of exhausted reindeer.
And for some people, even Santa knows it's a completely lost cause.
This brutally funny Christmas card is perfect for the self-absorbed friend, the arrogant colleague, the insufferable relative or anyone who has spent the year believing they're absolutely wonderful while everyone around them thinks otherwise.
No lengthy explanations. No uncomfortable conversations. No need to point out another character flaw.
Just one beautifully offensive Christmas message delivered straight to their letterbox.
💋 Our lips are sealed.
The recipient will not be told who placed the order. Purchaser details remain private and are used only to process your order and meet our legal obligations.
$14.95 including standard postage within Australia.
A little karma. Delivered by post.
Some people need a little Christmas magic. Others need a personality transplant.
Christmas is traditionally a time for generosity, kindness and granting wishes. Unfortunately, there are some requests that even Santa Claus cannot fulfil.
For that special someone who has spent the entire year blissfully unaware of their own behaviour, this Christmas card delivers a long-overdue reality check.
The Message:
Front: I ASKED SANTA TO BRING YOU SOME SELF-AWARENESS. HE SAID HE DOESN'T PERFORM FUCKING MIRACLES.
Inside: Leave it blank and let the statement speak for itself, or add your own message.
Every Christmas, Santa receives millions of requests. Toys, jewellery, holidays, expensive gadgets and the occasional pony.
But some requests are simply beyond his capabilities.
Self-awareness, unfortunately, cannot be wrapped, placed under a Christmas tree or delivered by a team of exhausted reindeer.
And for some people, even Santa knows it's a completely lost cause.
This brutally funny Christmas card is perfect for the self-absorbed friend, the arrogant colleague, the insufferable relative or anyone who has spent the year believing they're absolutely wonderful while everyone around them thinks otherwise.
No lengthy explanations. No uncomfortable conversations. No need to point out another character flaw.
Just one beautifully offensive Christmas message delivered straight to their letterbox.
💋 Our lips are sealed.
The recipient will not be told who placed the order. Purchaser details remain private and are used only to process your order and meet our legal obligations.
$14.95 including standard postage within Australia.
A little karma. Delivered by post.