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Polished manners and a charming smile can only disguise a toxic personality for so long. Eventually, the facade cracks.
If someone in your world excels at dressing up bad behaviour in a pretty bow, send them a reality check wrapped in razor-sharp sophistication.
The Message: Front: YOU CAN’T PUT A FLOWER IN AN ARSEHOLE AND CALL IT A VASE.
How It Works:
Enter the recipient’s name and postal address.
Add an optional message for the inside of the card.
We print, stamp and post it directly to their door.
The recipient is not told who placed the order.
No confrontation. No awkward conversation. No need to explain the floral arrangement.
Just a little clarity, beautifully delivered.
The recipient will not be told who placed the order. Your purchaser details remain private and are used only to process your order and meet our legal obligations. 💋 Our lips are sealed.
$14.95 including standard postage within Australia.
Polished manners and a charming smile can only disguise a toxic personality for so long. Eventually, the facade cracks.
If someone in your world excels at dressing up bad behaviour in a pretty bow, send them a reality check wrapped in razor-sharp sophistication.
The Message: Front: YOU CAN’T PUT A FLOWER IN AN ARSEHOLE AND CALL IT A VASE.
How It Works:
Enter the recipient’s name and postal address.
Add an optional message for the inside of the card.
We print, stamp and post it directly to their door.
The recipient is not told who placed the order.
No confrontation. No awkward conversation. No need to explain the floral arrangement.
Just a little clarity, beautifully delivered.
The recipient will not be told who placed the order. Your purchaser details remain private and are used only to process your order and meet our legal obligations. 💋 Our lips are sealed.
$14.95 including standard postage within Australia.