Little Revenges for Her
You can’t dress up a toxic ex and pretend he’s a luxury item. Designed specifically for the man whose ego needs to be dismantled, one beautiful card at a time.
Some men spend an extraordinary amount of energy trying to convince the world otherwise. The car, the ego, the opinions, the volume — none of it is helping.
For the man who could benefit from a little perspective, delivered discreetly by post.
Because some growth just isn’t on the cards.
Congratulations on Winning Every Single Argument We Ever Had.
For the woman who could turn a minor disagreement into a Supreme Court hearing — and somehow emerge completely innocent every single time.
Admitting a mistake was never really your thing. Neither was conceding a point. So consider this the recognition you’ve clearly been waiting for.
The Message:
Leave it there, or add your own little closing statement.
No debate. No rebuttal. No opportunity for a twelve-point response.
Just the award she always knew she deserved.
💋 Our lips are sealed.
Some things are better left unsaid.
This isn’t one of them.
For the ex who walked away thinking they were unforgettable, consider this a small correction to the historical record.
For the ex who mistook your temporary lapse in judgement for a permanent lack of standards, this card offers a polite little correction.
My Bank Account Is Finally Recovering From Your Personality.
Some relationships are emotionally draining. Others apparently come with a monthly subscription fee.
For the ex who treated your wallet like part of the relationship package, this card is a cheerful little financial update.
The Message:
Front: MY BANK ACCOUNT IS FINALLY RECOVERING FROM YOUR PERSONALITY.
Inside: Leave it blank and let the statement speak for itself, or add your own message.
No spreadsheets. No arguments. No reimbursement claim. Just the comforting knowledge that peace and disposable income can, in fact, return.
💋 Our lips are sealed.
$14.95 including standard postage within Australia.
Some endings deserve grief. Others deserve a deep breath, a tidy house, and the glorious sound of absolutely nothing. This one is for the woman whose departure turned your life from chaos into calm.
The Message:
HE SILENCE SINCE YOU LEFT IS ABSOLUTE LUXURY.
This card is a sharp little reality check for the ex who mistook drama for depth. No pleading. No rehashing. Just a beautifully delivered reminder that peace looks very good on you.
How It Works:
Choose your card.
Enter the recipient’s details.
We print, stamp and post it for you.
No awkward phone call. No messy confrontation. Just cool, clean closure sent by post.
The recipient will not be told who placed the order. Your purchaser details remain private and are used only to process your order and meet our legal obligations. 💋